My ex is a moron because my massive plastic fantastic bolt ons and powerful rack are absolute perfection

I know my ex calls it clown behavior, but looking in the mirror at my massive, plastic fantastic bolt ons makes me feel like a total goddess. These heavy, round tits and my powerful rack are built to be admired, touched, and definitely played with. He might think they’re too big, but we all know bigger is always better when it comes to a body this ridiculous and seductive. I’m looking for someone who won’t just stare at my beautiful lips but will actually show me what it feels like to have this perfection worshipped. Come tell me exactly what you’d do to my tits if you were in my bed right now, or better yet, come see the rest of what you’re missing. I’m waiting to see who can handle a girl this plastic and fantastic.


25 thoughts on “My ex is a moron because my massive plastic fantastic bolt ons and powerful rack are absolute perfection

  1. deleted_user:

    Double pepperoni please

  2. deleted_user:

    👅👅

  3. CaptainKoons91:

    Oh yeah, plastic fantastic!

  4. Short_Improvement626:

    Ridiculous body! WOW

  5. Pbyrne48:

    Perfection, wish I was tittyfucking you right now 🍆 💦 😍

  6. ebonybull:

    Bigger is better no such thing as too big

  7. benben9090909090:

    you’r ex is dumb. i think he ment to say is you tits should be bigger.

  8. DM_ME_NICE_TITS:

    Clown behavior. If I had a woman like you I’d never leave the bed.

  9. sonictheheadshot86:

    Nice tits and a hot pussy 😍

  10. deleted_user:

    Beautiful round tits and wonderful lips

  11. Stackedracks69:

    Hell ya

  12. Electronic_Pea2736:

    Perfect titties

  13. Snoo-60419:

    What is his problem!  I wish I had a perfect set like that!

  14. Important-Yak6233:

    That’s a perfect example of why he’s and EX…I love em and would encourage you to go bigger

  15. Ok_Impression_2201:

    He’s literally just jealous, don’t listen to him

  16. Financial_Month6835:

    That’s one powerful rack

  17. deleted_user:

    Your ex is gay, move along to someone that can appreciate them big ol titties

  18. superman691973:

    Here we go again. Same worn out topic line which is always a lie

  19. ZoroFang9:

    I’m gonna permit myself to assure you that you ex was:
    a. A Moron
    b. Very Wrong
    And with that, I further permit myself to reassure you that your bolt ons make you look perfect

  20. Successful_Roof_4205:

    They are perfect, as are you!

  21. ShamrockGold:

    Patty Mayonnaise?

  22. Whole-Instruction684:

    He’s factually incorrect

  23. Logical_Wall4966:

    He’s your ex for a reason. Find someone who will appreciate your beautiful body

  24. Brick_dick68:

    And that’s why he’s you ex

  25. NeedleworkerLife9338:

    They kinda are but I know a ton of dudes would love em so just date those guys

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