My hyper-realistic flotation devices are the freshest view you’ll ever wake up to

There’s something so hypnotic about watching my curves defy gravity while the warm bathwater clings to my skin. I know they look like a hyper-realistic painting, but I promise these natural buoys are very real and even softer than they look. They’ve become my favorite little islands, stubbornly refusing to stay submerged no matter how much I try to push them down. I’d love to show you exactly how they feel when they’re slippery, wet, and bobbing right in front of your thirsty eyes. Why don’t you come a little closer and tell me if you’d like to use these flotation devices to save you from a long, lonely night? Click through to see the rest of this view and join the conversation to tell me exactly what you’d do if you were in this tub with me.


18 thoughts on “My hyper-realistic flotation devices are the freshest view you’ll ever wake up to

  1. deleted_user:

    This is why I affectionately call boobs “flotation devices”.

    But seriously, don’t rely on your boobs to float. They are not actually capable of keeping the human body buoyant.

  2. deleted_user:

    Woaahhhhh

  3. Ilovethemthick:

    Wonderful

  4. Countrysedan:

    This happens only with the prettiest of girls.

  5. dick-black76:

    Natural breasts sink just fine. In case you were wondering.

  6. BiteTheCurb17:

    Thank heavens

  7. deleted_user:

    Those are some islands that I’d like to visit!

  8. Jambo_Slooce:

    Looks like one of those hyper-realistic drawings

  9. dannyrand33:

    I thought this was a painting 😳

  10. BlazeBurst01:

    They’re called floaters for a reason, ahah
    Especially in this case…

  11. Alcatraz4567:

    Oh my god. Incredible. I’ve never wanted to share a bath with someone so badly before.

  12. clooo19:

    Safety first hun

  13. kreepinskin:

    This is art

  14. Affectionate_Pool_69:

    Hey,you’ve peeked in human development and evolution. Now if you go out to sea, you can save yourself from drowning and that’s not all! You can even save two of your freinds for the price of one!!

  15. Significant-Mud6916:

    Only the freshest boobs float. It’s the opposite of eggs.

  16. Shake_Exotic:

    Well I could help keep them under the water for you.

  17. t1000t100:

    wonderful buoys 😍

  18. Caspar8787:

    What a perfect view to wake up to this morning.

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